I promise if there’s a Lifetime movie based on us it won’t be because I stole your husband, slept with your teenage son, or murdered you for insurance money.Via someecards

I promise if there’s a Lifetime movie based on us it won’t be because I stole your husband, slept with your teenage son, or murdered you for insurance money.

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    It will be because we had a joint life crisis and had a crazy, cathartic adventure that probably involves us going to...
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    It will be about how you forgot my birthday and gifted me a bean burrito from Chipotle when you remembered.
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