February 2011
27 posts
How to trade in your VCR for a million dollars. →
(Via @ApocalypseHow)
Genuinely the worst commercial ever »
January 2011
35 posts
I am currently in the planning stages of a... →
Rally cry for today. →
Buy this as a beer stein, coaster, or t-shirt »
[UPDATED] Greatest ad placement ever. →
Why not get insurance in case you suddenly develop anatidaephobia?
See other amazing ad placements »
What an email from a lonely ex would look like if... →
Breakup card to send MySpace »
[UPDATED] A template for every awful Facebook... →
(Via College Humor)
A card appropriate for any Facebook discussion »
UPDATE: A second attempt has been made at summarizing every awful Facebook conversation you’ve…
Our favorite tweets from January 28! →
Adam Carl 4 hours ago I almost made a joke so tasteless just now that I actually unfollowed myself. Eli Braden 4 hours ago Hard to believe a dude could be THAT…
I hope my complaints about the weather have made... →
Our favorite tweets from January 27! →
Joe Randazzo 7 hours ago Minnesotans are the only people I’ve ever met who are possessive of shitty weather. Rob Paravonian 3 hours ago Meghan McCain calls Michele…
A coffee mug that lets people know how much money... →
This new arrival in the someecards store is sure to turn heads at the office, especially among people whose salaries are as crappy as yours. There’s really no better way to blow $13.99…
Spectacular matching of news headline and image. →
(Via Little Gold Fishes)
How to ride a roller coaster like a douche »
Let's celebrate you not being pregnant by having... →
Let's start saving up so we can move to one of... →
Your inability to talk about football has people... →
What it looks like when a grown man makes a... →
An adult, possibly sober adult male in California got this Justin Bieber tattoo on his left thigh. Not sure he realizes he will one day hear the words, “Grandpa, why do you have a tattoo…
Start off your non-holiday weekend with our... →
David Angelo yesterday What makes Ted Williams different from most voice over artists is that he isn’t homeless anymore. Josh Donoghue yesterday Sign of the…
On the bright side, you could still get your book... →
I love it when snow falls from the sky instead of... →
Where the jobs are. →
The good news »
Michael Caine does mediocre impression of Michael... →
(Via The Daily What)
Show off your own voice »
I like this job only marginally more than I like... →
An interesting fact about America's newest... →
Jersey Shore star and brand new author, Snooki, appeared on Wednesday’s “Ellen DeGeneres Show” to discuss her hard-partying ways. “Sometimes I want to remember my night, and sometimes I…
It doesn't hurt when I'm not liked by someone... →
You should wait for a little more evidence of the... →
Let's try not to overreact every single time... →
I am two people short of a threesome. →
Send to an actual Seattle Seahawks fan. →
The Seattle Seahawks beat the St. Louis Rams Sunday night to become the worst playoff team in N.F.L. history. They’re the first team to win a division with a losing record (7-9) and…
It's no coincidence that thousands of birds fell... →
Let me know where you're headed for lunch so I... →
I have spent the last six years writing my two... →
Keeping your job is the new raise. →
Thanks for being the only person who didn't feel I... →
Don't forget it's 2011 when you're writing this... →
Let's party like we are in the same room together. →
The most wonderfully horrifying invention of 2010. →
Spend the new year never having to look up from a screen! (Via ASB)
Sorry »